Thinking, Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman sounds like an interesting book:

“Drawing on decades of research in psychology that resulted in a Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences, Daniel Kahneman takes readers on an exploration of what influences thought example by example, sometimes with unlikely word pairs like “vomit and banana.” […}Thinking, Fast and Slow gives deep—and sometimes frightening—insight about what goes on inside our heads: the psychological basis for reactions, judgments, recognition, choices, conclusions, and much more.  –JoVon Sotak

Thinking, Fast and Slow was selected as one of the best books of 2011 by New York Times Book Review, Globe and Mail, The Economist, and The Wall Street Journal, which means more people searching Amazon for the book. Except they might find something else by accident.

Thinking, Fast and Slow was published on October 24th, 2011, the same day that Fast and Slow Thinking by Karl Daniels became available on Amazon.

It’s not a coincidence that the titles and author names appear similar. The second book piggybacked on Kahneman’s, selling Kindle copies to the confused. The author of Fast and Slow Thinking does not exist, because that book is not really a book: it’s internet “content” searched and skimmed and compiled by bots. Some pages only have two words on them. Some of the writing, apparently, even quotes Kahneman.

Who knows who developed this little scheme—when I looked last night, I couldn’t find the book again. But it’s a great trick. All you need is algorithm and you, too, can become a self-publisher and rake in the dough. After all, what’s an e-book market explosion without book-spam to flood your bandwidth?

The internet is nothing but a giant database that you’re already accessing every day, so why not devote a desktop to search, plagiarize, and publish while you play Words with Friends? Call it the “Hello, World!” bot. Once you develop your algorithm, do yourself a favor and patent it.

That’s what Phillip M. Parker did, and now Amazon lists him as the author of 107,000 books.

You read that correctly: 107,000 books published. And he says that he’s created over 200,000. He’s the most prolific “author” to date, with more titles than Alexandre Dumas, R.L. Stine, Isaac Asimov, and Nora Roberts combined (and multiplied by 153).

Parker doesn’t stop at the Amazon marketplace, either. He “generates” poetry, too. According his Wikipedia biography:

Parker has applied his techniques within his dictionary project to digital poetry; he reports posting over 1.3 million didactic poems, aspiring to reach one poem for each of words found in the English language. He refers to these as “edge poems” since they are generated using graph theory, where “edge” refers to mathematical values that relate words to each other in a semantic web. He has posted in the thesaurus section of his online dictionary the values used in these algorithms. Genres produced include the following: acrostic, butterfly, cinquaindiamanteekphrasticfib or Fibonacci poetry, gnomic poetryhaikuKurallimerick, mirror cinquain, nonetoctosyllable, pi, quinzaineRondeletsonnettanaka, unitoum, waka, simple verse, and xenia epigram. Genres were created by Parker to allow one genre of poem for each letter of the English alphabet, including Yoda, for Y (poetry using the grammar structure of the famous Star Wars character), and Zedd for Z (poems shaped in the letter Z). His poems are didactic in nature, and either define the entry word in question, or highlight its antonyms. He has stated plans to expand these to many languages and is experimenting with other poetic forms.

Parker plans to tap the lucrative romance novel market next.

It’s no secret what a raunchy database the Internet makes. Might be time to revisit some small presses.

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